Tough Things to do
What a day.
Tough things I had to do today:
1) Realize that the cute chick who smiles at me a lot was just being nice (besides, anyone who turns down seeing Boris' Kitchen because they "might be bored"... nuff said)
2) Realize that "I'll consider it" really is a very nice way of saying "That's nice, but no thanks"
3) Acknowledge that when your date for the evening doesn't answer her phone, or return your call regarding where your meeting it means you've been upstood
4) Accept that some women just aren't going to be interested in you, and the best thing you can do for them is to wish the happiness wherever they may choose to go.
Back to square one once again. Damn you chinese fortune-cookie fortune and your lying eyes!
Politics
Since most of you who read this will probably find this interesting (atleast for a visit or two), I present:
King-Makers
My Post!
Enjoy
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| queenitsy gives you 18 blue orange-flavoured gummy bats. |
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BK For Life
So, last night I went to the Boris' Kitchen Old Shit Show.
I'm not going to write a review (did think of that though), because most of you have probably seen all the sketches they did. (quirty you may be out of the loop, but I can fill you in later).
It was great to see everyone. I hadn't realized how much I'd missed them all, and it was nice to see that they missed me too. The Freshmen were really good. queenitsy and baelarion, the troupe is in great shape. The place was packed! They couldn't fit everyone in! People were standing in the hallway!!! It was incredible.
There were a number of other graduated Borsians. And it was great to see all of them again too.
Apparently some of the Freshmen have already learned The Happy Dance. :-)
Remembering that which shaped our lives
Interview with creator of Oregon Trail
'Nuff Said. Click the link. I know you will.
For my American Studies/Baseball fan friends out there
Alright, so I'm wathing the Football game this evening. And they have a special interview with the commissioner of the NFL. Here's the quote as I remember it:
Interviewer: So, I hear that the players are also contributing [to the Katrina relief fund]?
NFL Commissioner: Yes. The players have really stepped up to the plate. We've raised over a million dollars already.
So, what really bothers me about this:
Its during the
FOOTBALL game, the
FOOTBALL league commissioner, talking about
FOOTBALL players. AND HE MAKES A
BASEBALL METAPHOR!!!
Is anyone else bothered by this?
Driving without a horn is like being a mute in an argument
So, If one observes dogs, and their attempts to verbally communicate (i.e. barking), one realizes that even with a limited set of expressions (variations on barking) they can communicate certain ideas very well. There's loud bark and growl (for expressing anger, or warning of danger), the quieter single bark for attracting attention, and the continuous excitement barking (the guests are arriving).
This seems very analogous to how people use their horns when driving in traffic. There's the long extended honk (as a form of shouting at stupid drivers), the quick short honk (for getting attention of others), and the repetitive celebratory post-sports-game honk.
Cookies!
Food for thought:
Which cookie tastes better?:
1) The cookie that's still in the cookie jar, on top of the fridge, and unattainable?
2) The cookie in your hand that is all yours, but you may have to fight others to keep
3) The cookie in the hand of another, which you must steal away from him/her.
4) The cookie on the ground, which another has discarded and you won't have to fight to get.
